Mum and Dad are milling around in the background getting ready for work. We all go through into the kitchen and usual breakfast time chatter starts up.

Until Arden innocently asks Mummy if she has “fur on her front bottom”?

“Yes darling, I do. Can you eat up your cereals?”

“Will I grow fur on my front bottom when I’m a grown-up?”

“Yes sweetheart, all grown-ups grow fur there, even boys. You know that.”

Small pause.

“Well Renee can’t be a grown-up then. I looked when we went swimming and she doesn’t have any fur on her front bottom at all!”

Large pause.

Followed by Dad choking on his coffee.

Thanks for revealing my Brazillian, kid!